One of the things I do when I'm not programming is work on the house. For the last year and a half, that has included gutting the basement, in preparation for rebuilding it newer...better...stronger.
As part of this process, I've busted a hole - about a meter square - in the concrete of the floor, to allow me to rip out and rearrange some of the lame-brained plumbing that's in place now. It's taken me weeks to make that hole (I don't exactly spend all my time on it), but I periodically show off my “progress” to friends when they come by.
Well, apparently one of them got the idea that I'm quite a bit more ambitious than my achievements to date would indicate. He sent me this.